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SMS Penipuan | Humor

December 19, 2012 by Jack Wilder 23 Comments

Tadi iseng-iseng nyari di goolge nemu cerita humor yang keren banget. Ya, akhir-akhir ini memang sering banget terima SMS dari nomor yang dikenal dan intinya minta pulsa.  Mungkin ada yang tertipu, ada juga yang tidak. Lalu bagaimana jika yang menerima SMS tersebut adalah si Jojon ? Kita simak sms-an berikut.
^_^

Penipu : Tolong beliin mama 50ribu ke nomr baru mama 08387583xxxx, mama lagi di kantor polisi, jangan telpon dulu, ne pake nomor temen mama.
Jojon :Iya bentar. Habis bangun tidur.
Penipu : Cepet ya Nak, mama butuh banget.
Jojon :Kok nomornya ganti Bu ?
Penipu : Iya nak. Ini baru beli.
Jojon : Eh Bu, btw handpon nya baru yah ?

Penipu : Iya,udah cepet beliin. Mama butuh banget nih
Jojon : Oh iya Bu, kok tumben bilang MAMA, dulu kan IBU
Penipu : Maklum nak, Ibu di kantor polisi. Jadi grogi
JojonTapi ibuku kan sudah meninggal 10th yang lalu, emang ada kantor polisi ya dikuburan Bu ?
Penipu : EH KAMPRET, KENAPA BARU BILANG ? NGABISIN PULSA GUE LU…DASAR MUKA JAMBAN LU !!!
Jojon : (hening dalam kebingungan)
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  1. agus bg says

    December 20, 2012 at 12:51 am

    bhahaha lucu… bener nih pernah terima sms seperti itu minta pulsa, perlu di kerjain dulu ya…

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    • chiaki says

      December 20, 2012 at 11:53 pm

      Hahaha. Bener sob

      Reply
  2. cik awi says

    December 20, 2012 at 1:20 am

    He…he..he.. Bisa aja lo sob dapat yg beginian.. Gokil deh

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    • chiaki says

      December 20, 2012 at 11:54 pm

      Thanks sob.

      Reply
  3. Brebes VS Lamongan says

    December 20, 2012 at 2:54 am

    met siang sobat trmksi bny sobat atas info gokil nya dan bikin perut kaku heheh

    Reply
  4. Muro'i El-Barezy says

    December 20, 2012 at 3:00 am

    wkwwkwwk…gokil nih ceritanya…

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      December 20, 2012 at 11:54 pm

      Hehehe. Iya kawan.

      Reply
  5. Masnady says

    December 20, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Hahahaha.. jojn emang ada aja akalnya sobat. Saya juga sering dapat sms kayak gt sob, tapi g pernah saya blz, saya cuekin aja hehehe

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    • chiaki says

      December 20, 2012 at 11:55 pm

      Bales aja kawan. . 😀

      Reply
  6. Mbak Iis says

    December 20, 2012 at 6:17 am

    hahhaaa….kapok tuch si penipu pulsanya habis.

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    • chiaki says

      December 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      Betul mbak. Hehehe

      Reply
  7. penyuluh perikanan says

    December 20, 2012 at 7:10 am

    kwkwk…wah benar benar lucu banget sobat…
    sangat menghibur,..
    okey terima kasih sudah berbagi

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    • chiaki says

      December 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

      Sama2 bro. .

      Reply
  8. Achmed Islamic Hernawan says

    December 20, 2012 at 10:12 am

    hahaha, wong ibuknya udah meninggal…
    #gubraakkk

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    • chiaki says

      December 22, 2012 at 12:53 am

      Hehehe

      Reply
  9. cak oni says

    December 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

    terkadang ku dapet sms gituan akng , ,yang isinya dapet mobil

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    • chiaki says

      January 20, 2013 at 2:54 pm

      Hahaha

      Reply
  10. Bung Penho says

    December 20, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Penipu malah tertipu…sungguh "TERLALU" heheheh..

    Reply
  11. SAZLINA COMP says

    December 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    lucu juga sob 😀

    Reply
  12. budi os 19 says

    December 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    hehe…mang perlu di kerjain biar…kapok ya sob 🙂

    Reply
  13. Rohis Facebook says

    December 21, 2012 at 8:33 am

    heheheh..lucu..lucu..lucu..! *smile

    Reply
  14. yusran dante says

    December 22, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    hehehee.. betul sekali sob, ane aja sering dapat sms begituan sementara ibu ane g punya hp.. heheh

    Reply
  15. Mas Ihsan says

    December 26, 2012 at 8:09 am

    hahahaha…. Lucu banget hahaha

    Reply

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