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September 25, 2012 by Jack Wilder 38 Comments

Pada suatu hari Jono pergi ke Warung membeli gula.
Jono : Pak, beli gula ada pak?
Penjaga Warung : Ada
Jono : Beli 3kg pak.
Penjaga warung : Ambil sendiri. Itu di pojokan.

Jono lalu pergi ke pojokan. Namun iatidak menemukan Gula. Hanya karung bertuliskan GARAM.
Jono : Pak, nggak ada.
Penjaga Warung : Lho, itu yang didepanmu.
Jono : Ini kan garam Pak ?
Penjaga warung : udah, ente percaya deh ama ane. Sebenarnya isinya gula. Tuh karung gue tulisin garam biar semut-semut gak ada yang mendekat  !
Jono : hah ?!!!!!

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  1. Muro'i El-Barezy says

    September 25, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    wkwkwkwk, lucu sob, sepertinya semut sudah pada sekolah

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:49 pm

      Iya sob. Hehehe

      Reply
  2. agus bg says

    September 26, 2012 at 12:03 am

    hehehe… kalau semut bisa baca wah selalu aman tuh gula ya..

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:50 pm

      Hehehe.

      Reply
  3. Rohis Facebook says

    September 26, 2012 at 1:57 am

    heheheh.., emank semut pernah belajar membaca ya hahaha…,

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:50 pm

      Begitulah. 😀

      Reply
  4. Bocah Kampoenk says

    September 26, 2012 at 5:34 am

    Kenapa tulisannya gak gini gan "Semut Dilarang Makan" Pasti gulanya aman -__-

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:52 pm

      Hahaha. Bisa juga.

      Reply
  5. Info Gadget says

    September 26, 2012 at 5:36 am

    wkwkkww,, Gokil sob
    iya iya iya,,, nanti ane coba juga dah caranya
    wkwkwkw

    salam silaturahmi sobat

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:55 pm

      Silahkan sob. Hehehe.

      Reply
  6. Bung Penho says

    September 26, 2012 at 9:31 am

    wah, menurut KUHP, penjaga warung ini kena bakal pasal2 yg memberatkan donk. soalnya ini modus penipuan. bilang aza hati2 ya, soalnya gue denger semut pada mencari pengacara buat bikin gugatan! wkakak

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm

      Hahaha. Bener tuh.

      Reply
  7. cik awi says

    September 26, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Untungnya para semut pada buta hurup dan gak bisa baca…

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:57 pm

      Hehehe. Betul.

      Reply
  8. Cara Menampilkan Folder Super Hidden says

    September 26, 2012 at 10:17 am

    hahhahahaha, lumayan 🙂

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:58 pm

      Lho. 😀

      Reply
  9. Harun Ar says

    September 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Hahaha… lucu, segarrrrrr, jadi senyum sendirian…

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

      Hati hati diliat orang.

      Reply
  10. Harun Ar says

    September 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Ohya saya kasih award persahabatan untuk sampeyan mas, silahkan diambil di http://harunarcom.blogspot.com/2012/09/award-campoeng-cmoneng-dari-guru-pantura.html Moga senang hati, Terima kasih

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:00 am

      Tengkyu pak guru.

      Reply
  11. Aldio Blog says

    September 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    wkwkwkw semut sekarang udah pada pinter 🙂

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:00 am

      Hehehehehe

      Reply
  12. yusrandante says

    September 26, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    wkwkwkwkwkwk…..

    semut di tipu.,, kira2 tertipu g ya????

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:01 am

      Tanya ke penjaga warungnya aja. 😀

      Reply
  13. Paling Asik says

    September 26, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    hahah ngakak gw 🙂

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    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:05 am

      Hati hati sob. 😀

      Reply
  14. Cendekiawan IT says

    September 26, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    haaaaa, kreatif juga penjaga warung tsb… #ngakak

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:03 am

      Hehehe. Betul sob.

      Reply
  15. Asis Sugianto says

    September 26, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    wkwkwkwk semut bisa tertipu juga yach sobat???

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      September 27, 2012 at 12:02 am

      Hehehe. Nggak tau tuh.

      Reply
  16. Limit Komputer says

    September 27, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Haha, lucu sob,

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      October 2, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      Hehehd

      Reply
  17. cerita anak kost says

    September 27, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    emang si semut bisa membaca. heheheh. ada ada aja ente gan. 😀

    Reply
  18. pemula.info says

    September 27, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    ngakak sendiri ane..hahaa.
    terimakasih sudah berbagi lelucon yang sangat bagus, bgognya juga bagus sekali, saya gak perlu menunggu loading lama untuk berkunjung kemari, blog nya ringan sekali.

    Reply
  19. Dzaman says

    September 28, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Wkakakka,,Ngekek gw sob,,
    ditunggu kunjungan baliknya 😀

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      October 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      Siip. Langsung meluncur.

      Reply
  20. Limit Post says

    September 29, 2012 at 7:56 am

    bruakakakakakakaka masa semut bisa baca 😀 😀 😀 😀

    btw thanks ya udah mau tuker link sama saya 🙂

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      October 2, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      Sama sama

      Reply

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