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Cowok Idaman

July 23, 2012 by Jack Wilder 24 Comments

Cewek : Mas kerja dimana?
Cowok : Saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali…
Cewek : (WAW…Konglomerat pasti!)… Mas tinggal
dimana?
Cowok : Pondok Indah Bukit Golf…
Cewek : (WAW kereenn…Rumah Orang-orang “The
Haves”) Pasti gede rumahnya yah…?
Cowok : Ngga ah…Biasa aja koq…cuma 3000 m2…
Cewek : (Busett!) Pasti mobilnya banyak yah…?
Cowok : Sedikit koq…Cuma ada Ferrari. Jaguar. Mercedes. BMW. Mazda…
Cewek : (Wah cowok idaman gue nihh!!) Mas uda punya istri…?
Cowok : Hmm…Sampai saat ini belum tuh…hehe…
Cewek : (Enak juga nih kalu gue bisa jadi bininya…) Mas merokok??
Cowok : Tidak…rokok itu tidak bagus untuk kesehatan tubuh…
Cewek : (Wah sehat nihh!) Mas suka minum-minuman keras?
Cowok : Tidak donk…
Cewek : (Gilee…Cool abissss!!) Mas suka maen judi??
Cowok : Nggak…ngapain juga judi? ngabisin duit aja
Cewek : (Ooohhhh…So sweett…) Mas suka dugem gitu ga??
Cowok : Tidak tidak…
Cewek : (Iihh…sholeh banget nih cowok!) Mas udah naik haji?
Cowok : Yah…baru 3x dan umroh paling 6x…
Cewek : (Subhanallah…calon surgawi…) Hobinya apa sih mas?
Cowok : BOHONGIN orang……

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  1. Coretanku says

    July 23, 2012 at 1:28 am

    Wkwkwkww…. ketipu saya baca awalnya sob 😀

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 2:05 am

      Hahaha.

      Reply
  2. Ngrayudan Bersatu says

    July 23, 2012 at 6:18 am

    solusi pengen sukses
    http://beenero11.com/?id=yudha
    kontak person
    yudha
    ngrayudan@gmail.com

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 7:18 am

      ??

      Reply
  3. Fahmi Setiawan says

    July 23, 2012 at 6:27 am

    Jokes lama juga 😀 tapi masih lucu, ckkckc…

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 7:19 am

      Nyari yang baru gak ada. 😀

      Reply
  4. Mami Zidane says

    July 23, 2012 at 6:34 am

    hehe…ternyata si cowok ini hobi bohongin orang ya…

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 7:20 am

      Hahaha. Betul.

      Reply
  5. Penghuni 60 says

    July 23, 2012 at 7:08 am

    huwahahaha…
    bisa stees tuh cewek..
    😀

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

      brtul .hahaha

      Reply
  6. Djangkaru Bumi says

    July 23, 2012 at 8:36 am

    hahahaaa…pengangguran tetap alias bohong gede !

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      hahaha

      Reply
  7. Berita Handphone says

    July 23, 2012 at 9:05 am

    ahaha, kena dah tu cewek kalau banyak ngarepnya

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 23, 2012 at 2:18 pm

      betul sob

      Reply
  8. cik awi says

    July 23, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Kata yg terahir itu sob yg gak ngenakin.. Gokil pokok nya deh

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 24, 2012 at 1:54 am

      Siip

      Reply
  9. Aldio Blog says

    July 23, 2012 at 9:26 am

    ckckkc.. kbnykan ngarep tuh cewek 🙂

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 24, 2012 at 2:19 am

      Hahahaha.

      Reply
  10. bung Penho says

    July 23, 2012 at 10:09 am

    yud, pernah denger lagu Rhoma Irama gak?
    ada satu judul lagu dangdut kang Rhoma yg gue suka. judul lagunya " TERLALU "

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 24, 2012 at 2:18 am

      Wah, kalo rhoma sih, satu album punya. 😀

      Reply
  11. Rumah Al Banna says

    July 23, 2012 at 10:44 am

    wkwkkw harusnya pertanyaan terakhirnya ditanya pas awal2 tuh biar ga ketipu 😀

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 24, 2012 at 2:17 am

      Hahaha, bener bgt.

      Reply
  12. Asep Haryono says

    July 24, 2012 at 5:39 am

    hahahaha hanyut saya membaca dialog ini dan akhirnya DUARRR meledak di sekuense terakhir iheiiehiehiehiehie. Lucu hiehiheiheiehiehiehiehieiehiehie

    Reply
    • chiaki says

      July 24, 2012 at 7:51 am

      Hahaha. Betul.

      Reply

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